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Best Movie – Cloud Atlas Best Video Game – Dishonored Best Colour – Vermillion Best Sandwich – The one I ate on September 12th at 1:37 pm Best Haircut – Robert Conway of Winnipeg, Manitoba Best Unfortunate Timing for an Erection, Comedic Division – Alexander Stross of Perth, Western Australia Best Unfortunate Timing for an…

Space Giraffe! He’s the giraffe that travels through space! Most giraffes can’t travel through space, but this giraffe can because he’s Space Giraffe! Space Giraffe! His powers come from an experiment gone wrong! A space experiment! Space Giraffe! He battles evil space poachers! They’re trying to poach Space Giraffe, not space itself, just to be…

My Resolution for 2013 Take up smoking. My Resolution for 2014 Quit smoking. My Resolution for 2015 – 20xx Repeat.

Let’s be honest with ourselves: Christmas is about presents. Yeah yeah, spending time with your family and friends is important, and we all know the “true” meaning of Christmas is to celebrate the birth of Jimmy Buffett. But when you get down to brass tacks, gifts are what keep the holidays chugging along. Nobody gets…

Goomba and Cthulhu, P.I. Crocodile Dentist by Day, Crocodile Wrestler by Night The Forbidden Love of Stapler and Staple Remover Plastic Giraffe Fights! Crude Sketch of my Parents Tell Me I’m Not a Disappointment

I Saw Three Ships Sail to R’lyeh, Never to Be Seen Again It Came Upon the Midnight Clear, and None Survived Nyarlathotep is Coming to Town Do You Hear The Music of Erich Zann? While Shepherds Watched Their Flocks Be Devoured by Shoggoths Jingle Bells, Cthulhu Smells

On the Mark is an award winning, internationally syndicated advice column written by Mark Hill. Filling in while Mark is on vacation is his seven year old niece, Louise.    Dear Mark, I’ve been given a wonderful job offer, but it’s with a troubled company. It’s the exact sort of work I want to do,…

Mark wants you to pay attention to him. Mark would like to point out that he thinks his taste in music is superior to yours. Mark is commenting on a news article so he can appear well-informed and educated. Mark is unsuccessfully trying to promote his work without looking shameless. Mark is desperately lonely.

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