Modern Six Word Stories Sadder Than “For Sale: Baby Shoes, Never Worn”

“I enable social media Jedi synergy.”

“Uber driver thinks he’ll make it.”

“Dad’s YouTube stand-up got 12 views.”

“My teenage son is retweeting Neo-Nazis.”

“12-year-old Instagrammers are richer than me.”

“For sale: podcast equipment, never used.”