My Early Haikus

A quiet wind blows
Over the misty mountain
Then all is calm. Fuck.

The last line’s five, right?
Best check Wikipedia
Source of all knowledge

Wait, hold on a sec
Haikus can take other forms?
Teachers lied to me

Mr. Hall, you cock
I didn’t deserve that F
Or your mocking words

Who fails a child
For miscounting syllables
In fifth grade English?

I was so ashamed
And now I learn that haikus
Can be random crap

This is such bullshit
My young self-esteem destroyed
By a massive lie

A quiet wind blows
Over the misty mountain
Triggering an avalanche that buries Mr. Hall alive
Seriously, fuck that guy