Prime Ministers Day
The Welsh Are a Culturally Rich and Diverse People Day
Fathers Who Were Never There When We Needed Them Day
Talk About the Socioeconomic Plight of Somali Pirates Day
Aboriginal Victims of Columbus Day
Lecture Children About the Importance of Dental Hygiene and Good Eating Habits Day
How Can You Be Thankful When There’s So Much Suffering in the World? Day
Perry Expedition Remembrance Day
Jesus Was Actually Born in the Spring, So There’s No Need to Make Such a Fuss Day
Another Year of Sitting Alone in Your Basement Watching Frasier Reruns’ Eve
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One response to “Other Holidays for People Who Insist on Celebrating Singles Awareness Day”
These are great, and so was your list of creepy vintage Valentine’s Day cards. Bonus: Reading the comments there exposed me to a heretofore unknown subculture of highly uptight list-readers!