Best Movie – Cloud Atlas
Best Video Game – Dishonored
Best Colour – Vermillion
Best Sandwich – The one I ate on September 12th at 1:37 pm
Best Haircut – Robert Conway of Winnipeg, Manitoba
Best Unfortunate Timing for an Erection, Comedic Division – Alexander Stross of Perth, Western Australia
Best Unfortunate Timing for an Erection, Awkward Division – Robert Conway of Winnipeg, Manitoba
Best Hobo to Drunkenly Talk to Me – Ronnie Rattlesnake
Best Species of Tortoise – Spur-thighed
Best Best – Brihanmumbai Electric Supply and Transport
Best at being Steve from Accounting – Steve, from Accounting
Best Website – Mark Hill’s Word Repository